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Jesus turns to God and asks “Father, did you order a shawarma?” Jesus and God are sitting in a room discussing an important issue. The counter guy says, “The Muslim one blows itself up!” The customer says, “What the hell does religion have to do with it?” The counter guy asks, “Christian or Muslim?” The guy behind the counter says, “Male or female?” The man replies, “I feel like I’ve been talking to a fucking brick wall.”Ī guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The news reporter says, “Wow that’s truly beautiful, how do you feel after doing this for 70 years?” The man replies, “I have been praying for peace between the Jews and Arabs and for all world hatred and terrorism to stop, and for my children and grandchildren to grown up in a peaceful world.” News on BBC,”Pakistani satellite found in Arabian Sea”.Īrab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the middle ages.Ī news reporter goes to see a Jewish man who has been going to the western wall in Israel to pray once a day for 70 years, the reporter goes up to him and says, “hello I’m a reporter for the BBC and we know you’re quite famous around this wall so we were wondering if we could ask you a few questions.” The man agrees and she asks, “so we were wondering what have you actually been praying for all of these years?” News on Pakistani news channel, “Water and fishes found on Moon”.

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen.